TRUMP SAYS NEW TAX PLAN WON’T HELP HIM PERSONALLY

Washington, DC October 1, 2017
“This plan will not help me in any way. Bad. Bad for me personally. That is for sure. I lose, but my people win. I’m for them. Not for me. I’ve always been a giver. It’s in my make up. I can’t help it even if I wanted to. Now it is possible that my children might get some small benefit from this. After we eliminate the estate tax also called the death tax, my kids will save a little. Let’s see, I’m worth 10 billion dollars, so 40% of ten billion dollars is 4 Billion dollars minus the exemption of about 6 million, ok still about 4 billion in savings. About a billion dollars per kid or so. Those kids work hard though. You’ve never seen anything like the way these kids work. Never. But this will also help family farms and other business owners, not just my family. Also, with the AMT gone, I might save 50 or 60 million dollars a year in income tax based on last years returns. But remember I don’t always make the same amount each year so I might not save, right? As far as ballooning the deficit, no problem, I called Saudi Arabia, Germany, Japan and China and they said they would keep buying our government bonds for as long as it takes for the trickle down effect of my plan to take hold. I always say you have to spend money to make money especially if it’s other peoples money, right? The main thing is that my little people could save between $500 and $1,000 per year to shop or whatever so we all win. And most important is that I donate my $400,000 salary each year to good causes so I’m not an accountant but it all nets out one way or another, I’m sure.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS ANTHEM RESPECT #1 PRIORITY RIGHT NOW

Washington, DC September 25, 2017
“I won’t take my eye off the ball and neither should they. Right now in our land there may be devastation in Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico. Stand strong my fellow citizens. I know that you are hurting. But as President I’ve got to protect the flag first and let everything else fall into place after that. My main priority is to gin up my base and rev up the party into a full lathered frenzy about football protests. This is not political. It is existential. With the press making up stories about Russia and other stuff, I’ve got to counter that fake fog with my own big top style extravaganza laden sports circus. It’s paramount to our country and I believe this should be the #1 item covered by all major media for the foreseeable future. Even if they still talk about the other stuff, this’ll drown out a lot of it and there’s nothing they can do about it”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TELLS UN THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE AROUND HERE

New York, NY September 18, 2017
“I ain’t messing around with you people. This place is nothing but a two bit antiquated hole in the wall. First, I never liked the green marble tiles behind the speakers podium. It looks like a cheap Queens bathroom. This is supposed to be an honored place for the leaders of the world like me? Forget about it. We need a full backlit slab of something nice. Image, people. Image. I’m embarrassed by this whole place. We can do better. But we’re gonna need some greenbacks from you people. Some dinero, moola or whatever it is you call money where you’re from. Just pay your dues for a change, will ya? Jawboning and complaining 24/7 but I don’t see you getting stuff done. It’s time to get off your duffs and produce. I want to see solid action, activities and progress. Not more coffee klatches and bureaucratic mumbo jumbo. Before I leave give me something, anything that says you guys are the least bit competent. Because, if not, I’ll turn this car around and take you all back home – I mean it.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TELLS REPUBS CHUCK AND NANCY ARE NICE TO ME

Washington, DC September 10, 2017
“I told Mitch and Paul to play nice with me. But they took their bat and ball and went home without finishing the game. So I looked around town for other playmates and found Chuck and Nancy sitting alone. They were nice to me and played ball. I don’t like to be left alone. So Chuck and Nancy asked me to vote for their idea and I did. They’re nice. I like Chuck and Nancy”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE LOVES HIS LITTLE DREAMERS

Washington, DC September 6, 2017
“I love me my precious dreamers. You are very much cared for and loved. It’s my tough love approach that will make you and this great country of ours stronger. Go, go out into the world. Seek your fortune and your fate. Leave the nest my little dreamer babies, well some of you are almost 30 now aren’t you? I love you all…I do so much it hurts me more than it hurts you I’ll bet. I expect to hear great things from you little dreamers. And one day, if you’re good, maybe you can return to the USA with your head held high and a new confidence as you will have faced down the world with a grit you could only have picked up here in America. Yes, my baby dreamers, we give you a big gift as we push off your little rowboats from our pleasant shores and send you out like Cuba did in their boat lift. Goodbye dreamers, you will thank me later, believe me.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP OK WITH HIS GENERALS HAVING OWN OPINIONS

Washington, DC September 4, 2017
“I don’t really care what anyone else has to say. Not even my own hand picked Generals. Let them speak their mind. They don’t have anything to fear from me. I won’t and don’t hold anything against anyone. I just don’t hold a grudge. Besides I like a little confusion. A little misdirection. A little bobbing and weaving. Did he say this? Did he say that? What did it mean? His Generals said something else almost the opposite of what he said. Which statement is true? What is the position of the Administration? Ha! That’s my point. I’m not telling. All the visibility talk. All the clarification speak. You can just take your best guess what I will or won’t do. What I do or don’t think. Really it’s none of your business. None at all. I’ll do what I want and say what I want, whether it actually represents my intention is yours to figure out. I’m not an open book for our enemies to read. I’m here doing my job and better than it has ever been done before, let me tell you. Believe me, much better. I would know. You don’t get ten billion dollars by accident let me tell you that much. Yeah, I’m rich but so what? It’s my mind that comes up with all the convoluted Machiavellian plans that I roll out with a deft precision that others can only dream about. Yeah, by the time everyone figures out my direction, I’m five or ten moves ahead. By the time the so called press prints reports of my plans, I’ve already moved on to something else. And when I give them my true plans I usually change them up so they print bad info anyway. Even when I leave, they never see me coming.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE ISN’T LYING JUST SPITBALLING

Phoenix, AZ August 23, 2017
“I don’t lie and I never have. Was it George Washington or Abraham Lincoln who didn’t chop down the cherry tree? I don’t know. But I know I didn’t do it. I like cherries but you won’t find me lying about them like other Presidents have. Did the media ever lie? I’ll let you figure that out. I tell the truth as I see it. How can you argue with that? You can’t, I always win. Always. No one’s bigger. No one’s badder. I’m the king. I mean I don’t really think I’m the king or anything but I’m the top of the heap, that’s for sure, right? The people at my rallies love me. I’ll keep doing rallies to keep my head on straight. I eat applause and cheering. I can riff for hours about all the past glories. Have I told you the one about beating Hillary? She’s guilty not me, that I can tell you. I got a lot more votes than her if you count the other one’s I’m talking about, believe me. A lot more. I win and I win big. Build the wall.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE’LL CREATE JOBS BY ALLOWING EVERYONE IN AMERICA TO WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A FEW DAYS

Washington, DC August 18, 2017
“Only I could arrange for my citizens to receive gainful employment experience here in DC. I will hire anyone interested in a temporary position into my administration. Although they may not be around that long, what happens in here will give them food for thought for the rest of their lives. I mean it. They’ll look back fondly at their brief time in the White House and pine for the old days when we could just shoot the breeze in the oval office. Fun times, good times. I’m looking forward to meeting a lot of you here in the Capitol for your on-boarding. To save time we also conduct your exit interview later that same day.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE’LL SIGN ANY NEW HEALTHCARE BILL HE FINDS

Washington, DC July 18, 2017
“I’m not kidding, first come first served. Y’know when I build a condo, I don’t wait to see how many other people may want a unit. I sell to whoever walks in the door first with what will soon be my money. When I rent a hotel room my people know that a reservation is really just a suggestion. I say rent ’em if you got ’em. Same with healthcare. One plan is probably as good as the next. Bring me something to sign and I’ll sign it. Bring it out to me on the golf course if you have to. I don’t care. Just bring me a good pen this time. I’m the President and I have a beautiful classic signature. I want to use it as many times as possible. Now I don’t like to get bogged down in the details any more than I like my shots to end up in the rough or the water. It’s congresses job to figure this all out and my job to promote the fact that we did. I need marketing fodder to talk about in order to continue to generate support from the base. The base doesn’t even care if the new plan costs them more money. They just want to thumb their nose at the Dems and the press like me. Good or bad as long as we can claim victory and scream MAGA we’ll be OK. My people think of this as a big football game. They just want their team to win. And just like after the big game, they don’t really get anything for it, just the players and owners do. But they’re OK with that and so am I.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS RUSSIAN ATTORNEY WAS HILLARY IN DISGUISE

Washington DC July 16, 2017
“I knew it. I’ve just been told that facial recognition software will prove that the so-called Russian Government Lawyer was none other than Hillary Clinton in disguise. That explains a lot. My boy was duped by the Clinton gang from Little Rock. Those country bumpkins may have outsmarted us city slickers for now but we’re not done for yet. I’ll back up my little boy Jr. all the way till the end. You can count on that. The Clinton machine may be after him but we’ve got some pull as well. I thought all this was a hoax and part of the fake news conspiracy but it turns out that as usual when you look behind the curtain it’s just little Bill and Hillary up to their old tricks with their Russian friends. So my boy is now in the clear and the Attorney General can refocus the attention of the entire Department of Justice where it belongs. And that’s off of us and squarely on the Clintons.” ~~slater.com©